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Текст песни Eminem & Rihanna - 18) Criminal

Артист: Eminem & Rihanna
Песня: 18) Criminal
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A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin' questions
A lot of people think that what I say on records
Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
Or that I believe in it, or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody

That I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
Well, shit if you believe that then I'll kill you
You know why? 'Cuz I'm a criminal, criminal
You goddamn right, I'm a criminal, yeah, I'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's "Yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em

Hey, it's me, Versace, whoops, somebody shot me
And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the 'Male'?
How many records you expectin' to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?

C'mon, relax guy, I like gay men, right, Ken? Give me an, Amen
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV and com cast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin' each march
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
And to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. 'Don't give a fuck," still won't leave

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me

I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger

I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word, nigga
My morals went, when the president got oral
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee

Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him

Slim shady, I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined
The maniac's in replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place

Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a criminal

Aight look, uh, huh, just go up in that motherfucker
Get the motherfuckin' money
And get the fuck up outta there, aight
I'll be right here waitin' on you, aight

Yo, Em, what? Don't kill nobody this time
Awright, goddamn, fuck
How you doin'? Hi, how can I help you?
Yeah, I need to make a withdrawl, okay

Put the fuckin' money in the bag, bitch
And I won't kill you, what? Oh my God, don't kill me
I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' around
Don't kill me, please don't kill me
I said, I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you
Hurry the fuck up, thank you

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So, when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it and
If anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes

Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky, I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut

Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal, 'cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

Criminal

 

 


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